Cthulhu will attempt to answer your question.
Don't you often say to yourself "I wonder what Cthulhu would do ?" I know I do, so here's your chance.
Please note: If you submit a question, It may show up on this website. You are OK with this, yes? If your answer is no, then do not submit a question. But then, the question will gnaw at your mind, until you finally go insane and then fall victim, to a small rodent with a human face going by the name Brown Jenkins.